KingLou Drops Science 2.0

I am going to drink only the finest beverages from this internet meme.

I woke up to this today

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That video has been up for more than a year and features no actual porn in it. Blurred shots of porn sites but no actual beaver or sex or anything. I'm feeling super annoyed at YouTube, Google and their absurd "Community Standards." Google made me take adsense off of loureads.com because of the topics I cover. Another affiliate website rejected me for a t-shirt sales account because they consider loureads.com an adult site. Super fucking lame. Stupid fake puritanical society.

Anyway here's another video I posted. Don't be afraid. No hardcore nudity to shock you...

Hey ya'll I made a new video. It's been a year since I did it and I forgot what fun it is. Enjoy.

Warning this will ruin your day.



From COLLATERAL MURDER

5th April 2010 10:44 EST WikiLeaks has released a classified US military video depicting the indiscriminate slaying of over a dozen people in the Iraqi suburb of New Baghdad -- including two Reuters news staff.

Reuters has been trying to obtain the video through the Freedom of Information Act, without success since the time of the attack. The video, shot from an Apache helicopter gun-site, clearly shows the unprovoked slaying of a wounded Reuters employee and his rescuers. Two young children involved in the rescue were also seriously wounded.


The military did not reveal how the Reuters staff were killed, and stated that they did not know how the children were injured.

After demands by Reuters, the incident was investigated and the U.S. military concluded that the actions of the soldiers were in accordance with the law of armed conflict and its own "Rules of Engagement".

Consequently, WikiLeaks has released the classified Rules of Engagement for 2006, 2007 and 2008, revealing these rules before, during, and after the killings.

He's like,"TIME TO TAKE A NAP, BITCH!"

Good Stuff!

I found through a forum I frequent that a well known east coast head shop is having a raffle to benefit haiti.

RAFFLE FOR HAITI.

We at Kulture were extremely pleased with the response from our auctions to benefit Haiti in this great time of need. We also had several blowers and people in the industry ask us if they could help and donate some things to Kulture. We decided that we would take these items, add some of our own and create the "Ultimate Smokers Package" for you to win. So here you have it. Kulture is trying to raise $5000 to donate to Haiti. We are raffling off the "Ultimate Smokers Package". We are selling 1000 $5 raffle tickets, limit 10 per person. 100% of the monies collected will go to Doctors Without Borders. One lucky person will win this package. This package includes...

19" Etched 7mm Sheldon Black Straight from Kulture
Extreme Digital Vape with Remote and Large Space Case from Kevin @ 5 Star Distributors
Worked Sherlock from Bob @ All About It
Worked Dry from DEW
Curly Horny Solo Spliffster from Boxfan

We will have a live drawing at Kulture Southside Thursday February 18, 2010 @ 4:20 PM and invite you all to be there as we select the winner! You do not need to be present to win, but must be 18 years of age or older. We also will not ship to PA or Iowa. If you are mailing in your payment please send an email to sales1@kultureva.com and let us know how much you are sending so we can be on the lookout.

Payments can be made out to "Kulture" and mailed in via money order to:
Kulture Cares
10621 Hull St. Rd.
Midlothian, VA 23112

You can also buy your tickets in person at any Kulture location.

If you smoke herbs thats a pretty nice deal (if you win). So if you're thinking that you want to help but also want to possibly win a ton of weed smoking equipment then go hogwild! Eh, either way it's going to charity.

Sorry people I've been so busy working on Lou Reads that I hardly ever have time to think about bloggin at the old bloggity.

I'll just pop in today to say that today we were supposed to get 4-8 inches of snow. We got like half an inch. I am super sick of the weather panic machine selling us the snow fear. They are probably shilling for the road salt and shovel industry. BULLSHIT I SAY! NYC's pollution bubble always wins. ALWAYS!

I'm on vacation in New Hampshire but that doesn't mean I'm not wasting time on the internet!

Also I apparently do not control the destiny of my facial hair. At least not without being negatively compared to people who are considered unattractive. Nice. So far this mustache has gotten me compared to Jose Cuervo, Juan Valdez, a Greek restauranteur and Ron Jeremy. Hooray....

Also the world continues to be dumb.

The original Dirty Cowboy


And the super awesome remake commanded by the Something Awful MASTER PLAN!


The Masterplan is a volunteer challenge for Something Awful members. Upon accepting the challenge the issued challenge cannot be refused. Failure to atleast attempt to complete the challenge results in a Permaban from the site.

Original Volunteer and challanger RUTTIGER!

YOUR TASK:
The Master Plan demands that you recreate, in it's entirety, The Dirty Cowboy YouTube video, complete with the disco cowboy costume or something equally absurd.

The video in question:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw2Q9BdcE9U

The special effects, the dingy environment, the confidence, and the choreography, oh yes, those hot dance moves, must all be copied to the very best of your ability, and uploaded as a response. Your updates will include your scouting out the location for the shoot, your attempts at practicing the dance moves, and the finished product.

Other countries have had adult stars in their governments. Isn't it about time the US caught up with the rest of the world?