KingLou Drops Science 2.0

The original Dirty Cowboy

And the super awesome remake commanded by the Something Awful MASTER PLAN!

The Masterplan is a volunteer challenge for Something Awful members. Upon accepting the challenge the issued challenge cannot be refused. Failure to atleast attempt to complete the challenge results in a Permaban from the site.

Original Volunteer and challanger RUTTIGER!

YOUR TASK:
The Master Plan demands that you recreate, in it's entirety, The Dirty Cowboy YouTube video, complete with the disco cowboy costume or something equally absurd.

The video in question:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dw2Q9BdcE9U

The special effects, the dingy environment, the confidence, and the choreography, oh yes, those hot dance moves, must all be copied to the very best of your ability, and uploaded as a response. Your updates will include your scouting out the location for the shoot, your attempts at practicing the dance moves, and the finished product.