I have an problem with Energy Drinks

I like energy drinks. Wether it's before a comedy show or after work, or during work or sometime that is between the times I already mentioned. But there is one glaring problem with todays energy drinks. They all appear to be made from the exact same thing.

All City - Have no idea what the differences are in the cans. Mine was red and it was just kind of weird tasting.

Sobe Essential Energy - Pomegranate = Awesome. A

Vitamin Water - Energy - Not bad but many vitamin waters taste like jello mix to me. NOt to be confused with their energy drink in a can which until right now I had no idea was different that the regular energy drink. Beware that site has dumb Shaq superbowl flash games on it.

Arizona Rx Energy - My life blood before shows. Mainly because it is a big bottle and has more in it than Vitamin Water Energy.

Monster - not very good at all.

Monster No Carb which tastes like a liquid plastic and diarrhea mouth rinse.

Why am I telling you... you don't care...