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I just heard about this on The Sound of Young America or Jordan Jesse GO! and almost forgot about it.



Where the hell is my money for "Hairy Pooner and the Sexerers Bone" or "Hairy Pooner and the Big Dong Prince" surely someone has money for me to make these movies that must be made. Ok "MegaDik versus OctoTwat."

Me lose brain? Uh-Oh...

A great prank I saw on SomethingAwful (yeah I know you're sick of hearing it).

My friends and I have a yearly tradition that we refer to as LobsterFest. LobsterFest consists entirely of us comically harassing a Red Lobster restaurant and then seeing if they will be willing to serve us afterwards. This year was the 5th year anniversary of LobsterFest so we decided to go for broke and attempt to get banned from the restaurant forever. Unfortunately, or fortunately depending on your perspective, they had a better sense of humour than we originally anticipated. My friend recently posted our adventure in a youtube thread and it got a pretty good response so I thought you guys might get a kick out of it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l--BvXpaGq4

It's worth noting that any music you hear in the video was actually playing on a boombox we brought with us.

I'd love to hear if you enjoyed the video. I'd also love to hear if you hated it and everyone involved. But this is not the reason I am posting. We feel that over the last 5 years we have exhausted our options at Red Lobster and that it is time to move on. What restaurant should be our next target? What incredible story should unfold before the next hapless manager? Should we stop acting like children and get girlfriends? The legend of LobsterFest must live on.

Great Payoff in this video.

Sadly I made this after a internet conversation with Nick Turner generated this sentence. The idea that this phrase could be on a t-shirt was so funny to me I had to mock one up. It's such an absurd statement. First of all people are going to hit the idea of cum-filled anything being served to them and be revolted. But secondly then they hit the idea of shit cakes and the person wearing the shirt was actually served this food abomination and that they ate them somehow un-wittingly. if you want to be a conversation starter please make yourself this t-shirt today.

I made this way back in 2003. Oh the dreams.



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I am highly concerned for Conan's 11pm show. It's going to be very odd!

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I am some kind of glutton for punishment. Everytime I get a comment on one of my videos I have to compulsively check it. Of course the videos draw out one of two responses. Either people get it and say "Ha. Funny" or the don't get it or don't think it's funny and say "What an ass" or "was this supposed to be funny because its not." Lately people have been being meaner and yet I continue to check them. Still somewhat heartening is the fact that people continue to subscribe to my videos. I don't have a huge following but gosh darn it people like me... or they hate me. Oh well...

I continue to post audio at Lou Reads dot com. Feedback remains high. I enjoy doing it. Having trouble with pacing. I want to pump out every thing that I make same day for the feedback. I crave feedback. Let me clarify. I crave positive and sycophantic feedback. Here's a nice recent thing I did. Its not up at loureads.com but will be there soon. Enjoy it now!!!!

I got my first official comment at loureads.com. It was short and too the point.

Justin Says: I’m enjoying these.

That off set the comment someone left one of my MacTips videos. I believe the quote was "Lol. He's fat." Man, Australian 15 year olds are mean.

I don't know if you are on Facebook but I've been making these videos on there... Good times.



Also I just added more videos to the Fernandez Archive.



I don't have a decent size version of the original edit that Jason made me over 10 years ago so I re-made it. Sloppily but whatever.

I wrote this for Geek Pad Show Blog.

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Won't you please enjoy it?

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